I'm having fun doing these for each episode, but this one took MUCH longer than usual...
Anyways, hope you enjoy it!
EDIT: WOOHOO! EQD Feature! [link] Thanks Again Everyone!
You want me to vaperise you?
OH HELL NO! <backs away from Twilight>
Rainbow! Stop being a coward and get over here!
I'm gonna vaperise you know since all the Pinkies are gone... And then all of PONYVILLE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Actually... Rainbow can I come with you?
YES! Let's just get the hell outta here before we die! <runs out of room with AJ>
EVERPONY FOR THEMSELVES!
<Chaos and destruction ends equestria except Twilight is still alive>
I'm awesome! SQUEEE! I mean... Mwahahahaha!
(Or is it? )
Everypony run for the hills!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you. 9 donw
So go back to the scary little hole you came from and stop it!
And tell that Clarissa girl to stop being a butt-hole and Die! Again!
And sure, people are going to be so scared because a stupid spam says your gonna die.
And Finally, ever considered other peoples feelings? SOME people might be freaked out by this.
Silly Clarissa, don't you know that nobody gives a single damn about you anymore?
These chain letters sure are annoying! Please stop with these silly letters, they're driving me insane!
We already have too much chain-letter spammers, please don't be one of them.
Nonetheless, good day to you, dear!
Besides, smiling is healthy for you.
However, don't try smiling too much, or you'll be sent in an asylum! I've been there, and gosh, it's so uncomfortable there!
See? You just learned something! The Internet is the source of knowledge.
Yeah, that was just sarcasm, don't worry. And well, considering you said that my comment was creepy, then I say thank you! What a lovely compliment! I'm flattered that you think I'm creepy!
Well, that is all. Good day, and stay safe!
Seen far too many of these on facebook
Protected by immunity cat anyway (:
Twilight Sparkle - Real Pinkie Pie
Rd: Omfg Twilight what have you done!?>!>
Rarity: ...TWILIGHT WHY!??!
*Fluttershy ran off here*
Applejack: Now ya've done it!!
Pinkie: *in pool* I hope twilight left a clone
Twilight: OMG SOOO SORRY!!
*Celestia, Luna and me come in*
Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, that was our element of laughter.
Derpy: ME BE NEW ELEMENT
Luna and Me: should we let derpy
Celestia: Well a lot of bronies like her, OK!! The new element of laughter is Derpy Hooves!!
Derpy: YAY!! Muffin Party
I wanted to do that